女歌手 |
| Everyone probably thinks that I’m a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I’d rather read a book. |
| ─Madonna |
| 大概每一个人都会认为我是个无可救药的花痴，性欲水远无法满足。其实我宁可看本书。 |
| ──玛丹娜 |
| When I sing, people shut up. |
| －Barbra Streisand |
| 我唱歌，别人就闭嘴。 |
| ──芭芭拉史翠珊 |
| Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact drug are dumb and self-indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb. |
| －Courtney Love |
| 毒品和音乐创作毫无关系。事实上，毒品很逊，是放纵自己，跟吮大拇指差不多。 |
| ──科特妮洛芙 |
男歌手 |
| Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. |
| －Bruce Springsteen |
| 不管是对领袖还是对任何事物，盲目的信仰只会害你送命。 |
| ──布鲁斯史普林斯汀 |
| There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. |
| －Elton John |
| 跟同性的人上床没什么不对。人对性的态度应该要非常开放，如果是跟羊的话才应该反对 |
| ──艾尔顿强 |
| You have to be a bastard to make it, and that’s a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. |
| －John Lennon |
| 你非得是混蛋不可，不然成功不了，事实就是如此。披头四就是世界上最大的混蛋。 |
| ──约翰蓝侬 |
| Michael Jackson’s album was only called Bad becuase there wasn’t room on the sleeve for the word“Pathetic.” |
| －The Artist Formerly Known as Prince麦可杰克森的专辑叫做《坏》，只因为CD侧边的空间写不下《烂得可怜》。 |
| ──从前叫「王子」的艺人 |
| 王子原名Prince Rogers Nelson，所以「王子」可说是本名。不过他一度把名字改为一种怪异的符号，类似♀与♂的综合体。由于念不出来，一位英国记者就替他取了新的绰号：The Artist Formerly known as Prince（从前叫王子的艺从）。在经过了几年的尴尬之后，现在他又把名字改回Prince了。 |
女演员 |
| Happiness is good health and a bad memory. |
| －Ingrid Bergman |
| 幸福就是身体好、记性差。 |
| ──英格丽褒曼 |
| I could rip Madonna’s throat out. I can sing better than she can. |
| －Meryl Streep |
| 我真想把玛丹娜的喉咙扯裂，我唱得比她好嘛。 |
| ──梅莉史翠普 |
| The movie business divides women into ice queens and sluts, and there have been times I wanted to be a slut more than anything. |
| －Sigourney Weaver |
| 电影业把女人分成冰山美人和荡妇两种。有时候我真想做个荡妇。 |
| ──雪歌妮薇佛 |
| If you wan to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. |
| －Katharine Hepburn |
| 如果妳想牺牲掉许多男人的仰慕来换取一个男人的批评，那么请便，结婚去吧。 |
| ──凯萨琳赫本 |
| It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. |
| ─Shirley MacLaine |
| 如果一个人在谈恋爱、在喝酒或是在竞选，那就别指望他言而有信了。 |
| ──莎莉麦克琳 |
| Ken is so tired his sperms are on crutches. |
| －Emma Thompson |
| 肯恩累得连精子都拄著拐杖。 |
| ──艾玛汤普森 |
| Ken是指艾玛汤普森的前夫Kenneth Branagh。 |
| I like to drive with my knees, otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone? |
| －Sharon Stone |
| 我喜欢用膝盖开车。不然我怎么一面擦口红、一面讲电话呢？ |
| ──莎朗史东 |
| He’s probably the world’s most beautiful looking man, yet he doesn’t think he’s that gorgeous. And to me, he’s just smelly, farty Leo. |
| ─Kate Winslet |
| 他很可能是世界上最好看的男人，可是他倒不觉得自己有多帅。而在我的眼中，他只是爱放屁的臭李奥。 |
| ──凯特温丝蕾 |
| 话中的「他」是合作演出《铁达尼号》(Titanic)的李奥纳多狄卡皮欧(Leonardo DiCaprio)。 |
| There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. |
| －Sandra Bullock |
| 肚子满性感的。我不是说四百磅的啤酒肚，而是小肚子。我喜欢。 |
| ──珊卓布拉克 |
| Success is a great deodorant. |
| －Elizabeth Taylor |
| 成功是绝佳的除臭剂。 |
| ──伊莉莎白泰勒 |
| I dress for women, and undress for men. |
| －Angie Dickinson |
| 我为女人穿衣，为男人宽衣。 |
| ──安姬狄瑾逊 |
| Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it’s looks, most women know otherwise. |
| －Kathleen Turner |
| 身为性感象征，和态度有关而与容貌无关。男人大都以为是容貌，而女人大都明白不是。 |
| ──凯萨琳透纳 |
| I may not be a great actress but I’ve become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a silight asthma attack and die a little. |
| －Candice Bergen |
| 我或许算不上是伟大的女演员，但我已经成为在银幕上表演性高潮的顶尖高手。十秒钟时间呼吸沈重，头左右摇摆几次，模仿轻微气喘发作的情形，装死一下。 |
| ──甘蒂丝柏根 |
男演员 |
| I have always hated that damn James Bond. I’d like to kill him. |
| ─Sean Connery |
| 我一向痛恨那个该死的○○七。真想把他宰了。 |
| ──史恩康纳莱 |
| God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at time. |
| －Robin Williams |
| 上帝给了我们一副阳具、一个脑袋，可是血液只够一次操作其中之一。 |
| ──罗宾威廉斯 |
| The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. |
| －Robin Williams |
| 俄国人最喜欢布鲁克雪德丝，因为她的眉毛让他们想起布里兹涅夫。 |
| ──罗宾威廉斯 |
| Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though. |
| －Jim Carrey |
| 我和大部分的天主教男孩一样，都想当耶稣基督。不过我实在学不会「转过另一边脸颊（让人打）」那档事。 |
| ──金凯瑞 |
| I’m a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people. |
| －Keanu Reeves |
| 我是个笨蛋，我也没有办法呀。天生就是有人聪明有人笨。 |
| ──基努李维 |
| I don’t want people to know what I’m actually like. It’s not good for an actor. |
| －Jack Nicholson |
| 我不要人家知道我是一个怎么样的人。那样对一个演员不好。 |
| ──杰克尼柯逊 |
| My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to changer, like a bank note, for two 20s. |
| ─Warren Beatty |
| 我对四十岁的老婆的看法是，男人应该可以把她换掉，就像钞票一样，换成两张二十的。 |
| ──华伦比提 |
| Women need a reason to have sex－men just need a place. |
| －Billy Crystal |
| 女人要上床得有个理由－男人只要有个地方。 |
| ──比利克里斯托 |
| My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. |
| －Burt Reynolds |
| 我的电影是在监狱和飞机上放映的那种，因为没有人能走开。 |
| ──毕雷诺斯 |
| stay humble Always answer the phone, no matter who else is in the car. |
| －Jack Lemmon |
| 要谦虚。电话一定要接，不管车上还有什么其他的人在。 |
| －杰克李蒙 |
| I was in a restaurant the other night, and all the girls ignored me…it was so annoying. |
| －Leonardo DiCaprio |
| 前几天晚上我在一家餐厅，竟然没有一个女孩子理我……真让人不舒服。 |
| ──李奥纳多狄卡皮欧 |
| I love karate, it’s like a Bible to me. But deep inside I’m so mean, I’m so sensitive. |
| －Jean-Claude Van Damme |
| 我爱空手道，对我而言空手道就和圣经一样。但内心深处我很凶恶，也很敏感。 |
| ──尚克劳范达美 |
| I don’t think I was constructed to be monogamous. I don’t think it’s the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed into as many females as possible. |
| －Marlon Brando |
| 我不认为我的构造适合一夫一妻。我不相信男人的本性适合一夫一妻。男人被基因中预设的冲动所驱使，本身没办法控制，一定要尽可能地把种子散播到最多的女人里面。 |
| －马龙白兰度 |
伍迪艾伦名言集 |
| I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. |
| 我不相信有来生，不过我会带套换洗的内衣裤。 |
| I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work…I want to achieve it by not dying! |
| 我不想靠我的作品而不朽……我要靠永远不死来达到不朽。 |
| Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.爱情是答案。不过在等待答案的时候，性可以提出几个满不错的问题。 |
| The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone make fun of you. |
| 性与死亡的差别在于：死亡可以一个人做，也不会有人笑你。 |
| The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. |
| 好人晚上睡得比坏人舒坦得多。当然啦，坏人醒著的时候比好人过瘾得多。 |
